10 Stupid Celebrity Quotes
I was initially trying to make a top 10 list with this, but it turned out to be simply impossible to rank the stupidity of some people… It also turned out to be a bit more than 10 quotes, so I’ll leave the talking to them:
Paris Hilton
Said to Jackie Collins:
“If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours.”
“There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde – like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana – and right now, I’m that icon.”
Angelina Jolie
“Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her…I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this…Yes, a blob! But now she’s starting to have a personality…I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable.”
Fergie
“Singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.”
Tom Cruise
“I love kids. I was a kid once, myself. ”
Avril Lavigne
“I’m getting more famouser by the day.”
“People are like, ‘Well, she doesn’t know the Sex Pistols.’ Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff’s old, right?””
Jennifer Lopez
“The few days before I got really nervous I was like, what if I forgot how to act?”
Arnold Schwarzenegger
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Christina Aguilera
“So, where´s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
Sheryl Crow
“We can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required”
Brooke Shields
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
Kendra Wilkinson
“The first time I mailed something on my own, like a couple of months ago, I didn’t put a stamp on it! My mom, she was like, “Are you serious? You didn’t put a stamp on your mail?” I’m like, “Dude, I’ve never been on my own before, how am I supposed to know?”"
Triple treat by Britney Spears
“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
“Sundance is weird–you actually have to think about [the films] when you watch them”
Elizabeth Hurley
“I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat”
GOSSIP, TOP 10 LISTS | Comments (0)Britney Spears: Longest Flight Ever
2 days left until Britney’s first show in Australia, and she let all her fans know that she arrived.
“Longest flight ever but we had a great time. Really cool plane and the V staff took great care of us. So excited to be here!”, she wrote on her official twitter page.
Meanwhile, it’s very sad (and nippy) down under in Australia as we can see from the pic, but it’s all the ‘concert run out’ rumors that got all the fans chattering on-line. Basically, the Aussie media are being quite tough on Mrs spears claiming that fans are outraged of her lip syncing the entire concert, and so were quick to leave the show and bitch to any reporter willing to listen…
I find it really funny that these Australian fans were expecting Britney to sing live when she hasn’t done it in at least 10 years. They’ve got Youtube there, so there’s really no excuse…
GOSSIP | Comments (0)Britney Spears buys new pet – Parakeet Birdie
Pets are not fashion accessories Britney. I dont know what’s on her mind but maybe she heard that this birdie can mimic the words of their owners. So from now on she has new friend and associate which can sing instead of her. Who knows, maybe this bird is new MTV Star! 
Top 11 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes
Christina Aguilera
“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
Britney Spears
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
Britney Spears
“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
George W. Bush
“I think war is a dangerous place.”
George W. Bush
“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman”
Dan Quayle
“I love California. I grew up in Phoenix.”
Keanu Reeves
“I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can’t help it. I’m just a cliché of myself.”
Naomi Campbell
“I look at [modeling] as something I’m doing for black people in general.”
Paris Hilton
“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?”
Jessica Simpson
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.”
